do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.
Why do dudes only send nudes when they are horny or jerking off or something? I send nudes anytime I’m feeling cute and I don’t think you have to jerk off to it, just appreciate my nudity, maybe I want to appreciate your’s too. Light looks cool coming through the window? put your dick under it, let me see that, wow brings a tear to my eye.
bye, bye Texas. ✈️ #FlyOneTime #BenHarperAndTheRelentless7
when people ask you how school is:
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen